flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

(via sebastian-samuel)

kingsleyyy:

reblog if this cat is prettier than you

(via howtodrownawaterlily)

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

(via cardiocutie)

pointlessblogtv:

I can’t

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via cardiocutie)

(Source: tribomo, via quantist)

humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

(Source: indulge-e, via distraction)

eatingisfab:

"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”

(via distraction)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via zimmyrhino)